PSD "Tha Driver" is facing federal drug charges after being arrested and then proceeding to go dumb at Sacramento International Airport with 6,000 thizzelz hidden in his draws, authorities said Thursday. When the 3ft tall, 400lbs security guard felt the huge sack of thizzelz PSD "Tha Dumb Ass" said it was only his colostomy bag and simply tried walking away. HA!

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